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时间:
2011-1-16 07:19
标题:
让大家轻松一下!!
有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾随跟踪,美女很害怕,正好路过一片坟地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座坟墓前说:“爸爸,开门吧,我回来了”。吓的好色男子狂奔而去。
美女为自己的聪明得意地笑了起来,哪知笑声未落,从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声音说:“闺女,你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢?”吓得美女尖叫著跑了。
这时,一个盗墓者从坟墓里爬了出来,说:“影响我工作,吓死你”。突然发现墓碑前有一老者,手拿凿子在刻墓碑,就好奇地问:“你在干吗”?老者生气地说:“这些不肖子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了,只好自己来改啦”。盗墓者一听,吓得撒腿就跑了。
看著盗墓者的背影,老者冷笑道:“跟老子抢生意,吓死你”。一不小心,凿子掉地上了,老者正要弯腰去拾,却看见从草丛中伸出一只手,同时还有个冷冰冰声音:“ 啊,敢乱改我家的门牌号”。吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了。
一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出来,捡起地上的凿子,感叹道:“这年头,捡块烂铁还得费这么大神。”
祝辛苦挣钱的同志们天天快乐 ! 如果你笑了!! 让更多人分享这份快乐!
作者:
wzj893
时间:
2011-2-27 17:34
好,搞笑。
作者:
mengxing
时间:
2011-4-7 14:55
额,都是无奈啊
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